i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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