got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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