i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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