I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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