matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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