I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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