i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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