Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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