It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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