Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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