So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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