am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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