I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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