Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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