Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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