did you get engaged???
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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