at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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