your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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