He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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