In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
