why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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