Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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