he wants to bone in the snuggie
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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