OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize
