I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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