why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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