who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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