What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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