Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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