you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We have so much sex to catch up on
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
