I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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