I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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