I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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