I'm really into asian looking animals
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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