you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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