I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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