So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
ttyl tear gas
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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