ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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