6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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