im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Come on in and take your pants off
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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