found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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