Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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