May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So many bounce houses so little time
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
you never un-have a 4some
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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