its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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