Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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