The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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