cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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