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(214): View more from Texas

Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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(301): View more from Maryland

she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework

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(480): View more from Arizona

we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck now we have to have sex

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What?

(203): View more from Connecticut

In a bet, need to win

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.

(336): View more from North Carolina

You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.

(704): View more from North Carolina

Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My cast smells like cheese steak rolls

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.

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