Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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