Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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