I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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